I’m just a simple satirist groping my way through life. Names have been changed to protect me, the innocent.
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So one day these aliens leave a message on my machine.
They say, “This is the Intergalactic Space Alien Federation. We are taking over your planet with a constellation of war satellites and plan to enslave your species. We were wondering if you might write our brochure.”